July 2012
Me watching the Olympics at age 8: Oh that's nice
Me watching the Olympics at age 12: Wow I hope we win
Me watching the Olympics at age 16: I'm going to fuck the entire swim team and no one can stop me
“If the moon smiled, she would resemble you.
You leave the same impression
Of...”
– Sylvia Plath, Ariel: The Restored Edition (via beermethatquote)
Radio: I threw a wish in the well. Don't ask me, I'll never tell. I looked to you as it fell, and now you're in my way.
Me: No.
Radio: I'd trade my soul for a wish. Pennies and dimes for a kiss. I wasn't looking for this, but now you're in my way.
Me: Shhh.
Radio: Your stare was holdin'. Ripped jeans, skin was showin'.
Me: ...
Radio: Hot night, wind was blowin'.
Me: WHERE YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING BABY.
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Watchhanthelion:
nicoosuxx:
lmfao. everyone watch this.
btw,
What did I even watched just now.
“If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down?”
– Jack Handey (via therobinsjar)
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friend: let's hangout?
me: i can't i'm ugly.
